Yesterday, I could not convince The Fiance to get out of bed in the morning. So, I did the only thing I could think of: I told him that if he did not get out of bed, I would pack him the worst lunch ever.
It did not have the effect I was hoping for. Instead of getting up, he tried to Jedi Mind Trick me:
“The worst lunch ever would be bacon wrapped hot dogs.”
“The worst lunch ever would be bacon wrapped hot dogs.” *Arm wave.*
When I confronted him about it, he denied it ever happened. Would he ever do such a thing? He loves the salads I make him eat for lunch every day. Who said anything about Jedi Mind Tricks?
He might think that I don’t believe Jedi Mind tricks are a real thing, but in reality maybe The Force is just stronger in me.