The other morning I heard mutterings from the bedroom while The Fiance was getting dressed.
The Fiance: Nothing. I just forgot I had put on boxers earlier.
Me: You mean, you forgot you were wearing underwear?
The Fiance: What, has that never happened to you?
Me: Uhhh, no.
The Fiance: Oh. It’s like a daily occurrence for me.
He comes out of the bedroom like