Back before Christmas The Beau and I were chatting about what Christmas gifts to get for people:
The Beau: What should I get my family members for Christmas?
Deviant: I know what you should get your brother and sister-in-law.
The Beau: What’s that?
Deviant: A brand new sister!
The Beau: Hmmmm… Don’t you order brides online?
Deviant: Well, you kind of already did.