After this cold and snowy winter (I know, many have had it worse than Big City, USA) Spring is FINALLY around the corner!
I’m starting to put away my winter clothes and take out my summer clothes in anticipation of the warmer weather. It’s time for dresses and skirts for work and nearly time for shorts and swim suits!
In fact, the swim suits I ordered online arrived in the mail just last night. I was so excited for it being almost time for me to go to the beach (okay… that’s not for another 2 months…) that I tried them on immediately. It was so nice to imagine myself laying by the ocean with the sun beating down on me (and my SPF 55).
Then I looked in the mirror and realized that winter had ruined me. I mean, sure, I perpetually have a couple (hundred) extra pounds, so I’m used to that. No, I’m referencing my legs. With so much hair, I wouldn’t be able to even feel the sand on my legs. I’m going to need to purchase a weed whacker to see my skin again!
Or… I can just continue to be lazy and not ever shave again. In fact, I think I’ll do just that. Good thing The Beau is a hairy beast so that when I rub my hairy legs up against his, he can’t feel the difference.