I went on a date with a guy named Alfred. He told me not to dress up because he wanted to meet “the real” me and not “the first date” me. So I wore my Batman t-shirt (trying to be clever like that).
He picked me up and one of the first things he said was, “Did you choose Batman on purpose?”
Of course I chose Batman on purpose! Duh. If you have to ask, then you aren’t good enough. Now ready the batmobile and take me home!